Juan de los Muertos

My Review of Juan of the Dead:

Juan is played by Alexis Díaz de Villegas, who is immediately evocative of the skinny guy from the Bugs Bunny cartoon, “Waikiki Wabbit,” the final scene of which features two starving castaways imagining one another to be hot dog and a hamburger. De Villegas is the skinny hot dog guy.

Also: zombies in Cuba. The end.

Ok, I’ll say a bit more.

In the long tradition of zombie films before it, Juan of the Dead actually has something to say. In this case, it’s Cuban politics. Fun fact: Juan’s iconic weapon of choice is a boat oar. The Cuban media constantly refer to the zombie hordes as “dissidents.”

Well worth seeing if you’re a fan of the genre.

The Walking Dead

This is relevant to my interests: The Walking Dead, a zom-polcalypse comic book series by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore and Charlie Adlard. When I unexpectedly got my hands on the entire series the other day, I dug in. And boy is it good. I’m halfway through it now and I keep thinking “this would make great TV.”

Which is a good thing, because AMC is developing a television series out of it, set to premier on October 31 of this year. Will it be good? You tell me.

I can’t wait.

BRAAAAINS!

When I was in college I developed the knack for remembering and writing down my dreams. One of the more memorable ones involved me trying to escape flesh eating zombies in some kind of industrial, post-apocalyptic setting. I ended up flying a plane out into the country where I found more zombies.

Such is the degree to which the zombie horror movie sub-genre has infiltrated my psyche.

Lately I’ve had zombies on the brain again, so I started reading up on the subject. The modern zombie movie started in 1968–the year I was born, believe it or not–with the release of Night of the Living Dead. Maybe you remember that one: shot in black and white; African-American guy as the hero; “they’re coming to get you Barbara!”; survivors holed up in an old farm house, etc. Apparently critics were divided. Some said it was terrible, others said it was a very important film that would be remembered for decades to come. Audiences were stunned, by all reports. They’d never seen anything like it.

The co-writers, George A. Romero and John Russo had differing ideas on where to go next, so each went on to make subsequent zombie films independent of one another. Romero released four more: Dawn of the Dead, 1978; Day of the Dead, 1985; Land of the Dead, 2005; and Diary of the Dead, 2007. Russo churned out seven: The Return of the Living Dead, 1985; Return of the Living Dead Part II, 1988; Return of the Living Dead 3, 1993; Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis, 2005; Return of the Living Dead: Rave from the Grave, 2005.

Who’s movies are better? Certainly Romero’s movies have more heft, involving a lot of social commentary that you can really (if you’ll pardon the expression) sink your teeth into. Russo’s movies aren’t so thoughtful, but they have better zombies and a lot more humor.

Other things to note about the two men’s work: Romero’s zombies eat the living, but Russo’s zombies are specifically after brains. Also, Russo’s movies all include the word “living” in their titles, Romero’s do not.

A week ago I watched Night of the Living Dead again. Not the remake, the original black and white. It’s still good, and the end is still pretty hard hitting. Then, being on a zombie roll, I got the 1978 Dawn of the Dead. All I could remember about it was that the living protagonists were barricaded in a suburban shopping mall. The movie has so many terrific things going for it that it seems a shame that it’s so pitifully dated: bad makeup, bad 70s hairstyles and clothes, etc. Maybe next I’ll try the remake of Day. Someone told me it was pretty good.

But I also really want to revisit Russo’s The Return of the Living Dead. I remember the zombies being really excellent. (How can you forget the guy coming out of the chemical canister all slimy and decayed, saying “brrrains!“?)

If these kind of movies aren’t your cup of tea, maybe you should satisfy your inner zombie with some comedy instead. I recommend Shaun of the Dead and Fido.