In other news, whenever I wear my Marquette jacket and my Eddie Bauer cap around campus, I am mistaken for men’s basketball coach Buzz Williams. I mean constantly.
The first time I thought it was a fluke. Someone in the union started chatting me up about basketball. Then she said “you’re the men’s coach, aren’t you?” It wasn’t really a question, she had already pegged me as Buzz.
Then today it happened again. I passed someone on the street only to have them say “I think that’s Buzz Williams!”
It got me thinking about a slightly weird conversation I had with the guy at the Qdoba where I had lunch. As he was taking my money he just grinned at me and said “how’s it going!” Um, good, I replied. In retrospect, he totally thought I was Buzz.
My mind reeling from this discovery, I asked the student working the espresso machine at the coffee shop: Do you know who Buzz Williams is? She grinned and said “Yes! Hi!” Which was not exactly the response I was looking for, but at this point it wasn’t surprising me anymore.
It’s nice to be mistaken for what amounts to a celebrity in my workplace, but what I want to know is how I can get payroll to make the same mistake. Even just for a month! Please!
Some days the shit hits the fan the minute you walk into the office. Some days you spend half your day fielding complaints, half your day figuring out what went wrong–and another half your day trying to fix it.