Buzz Feldstein

In other news, whenever I wear my Marquette jacket and my Eddie Bauer cap around campus, I am mistaken for men’s basketball coach Buzz Williams. I mean constantly.

The first time I thought it was a fluke. Someone in the union started chatting me up about basketball. Then she said “you’re the men’s coach, aren’t you?” It wasn’t really a question, she had already pegged me as Buzz.

Then today it happened again. I passed someone on the street only to have them say “I think that’s Buzz Williams!”

It got me thinking about a slightly weird conversation I had with the guy at the Qdoba where I had lunch. As he was taking my money he just grinned at me and said “how’s it going!” Um, good, I replied. In retrospect, he totally thought I was Buzz.

My mind reeling from this discovery, I asked the student working the espresso machine at the coffee shop: Do you know who Buzz Williams is? She grinned and said “Yes! Hi!” Which was not exactly the response I was looking for, but at this point it wasn’t surprising me anymore.

It’s nice to be mistaken for what amounts to a celebrity in my workplace, but what I want to know is how I can get payroll to make the same mistake. Even just for a month! Please!

A meeting

This afternoon I had a meeting to discuss the possibility of getting a PhD.

Relax! It was a meeting. Just a meeting. And a meeting is not a commitment. Got it? Good.

That said, the idea is that because the university does not offer a doctorate in precisely what I want to be a doctor of, I’d create my own interdisciplinary degree program. To do this, I would cobble together bits and pieces from two or more existing academic departments–courses, faculty and all. In my case it would likely be a mixture of communication, math & computer science and possibly education. I’d call it a PhD in internet communication. Or something.

You see, I’m fascinated by the way people use the internet to teach, learn, do business and socialize. And I’ve been hip-deep in the subject for a decade or so. Doing original research into this area, becoming a recognized expert and teaching others would be really terrific.

But there’s challenges.

First, I’d have to basically come up with a detailed, concrete dissertation proposal before I start the program. One does not typically need to do this as a condition of admission to a PhD program, but I would have to. And that means I’d also have to identify faculty who are both willing and able to assist me, be on my dissertation committee and so on.

Second (and more ordinary), it’s a big commitment. I’m told that I could finish the coursework in three years–even taking only one class at a time, fall, spring and summer. But three years is three years just the same. It would be a lifestyle change. A big cutback on time for hobbies, socializing, whatever. And then I’d have to write a dissertation, something that could easily take another year or two. All this while I’m still working full-time, of course. Do I really want it that bad? It’s something I have to think about carefully before I make a decision.

So where does this all go from here? My next step is to approach some of the faculty who I think might be interested in helping me and see what they think.

Photography class

Tomorrow afternoon I’m teaching a 2.5 hour class on digital photography at the university. I rarely get to sneak away from my regular duties to do this kind of thing, so I’m really looking forward to it. Best part: I hear that the chief photographer, Dan Johnson, may be making a special guest appearance later in the session.

Although attendees will determine the direction of the class to a great extent, here’s a few of things I have in mind to get us going:

  • Differences between point-and-shoot and DSLR cameras
  • What is a megapixel?
  • Improve composition by getting closer
  • Improve composition by the rule of thirds
  • The focus-and-frame technique
  • Mind the horizon
  • Camera modes including auto, program, priority and others
  • Recipe for a good portrait using any camera
  • Sharing your masterpiece using the web

And here’s some of the photos I might be using as examples. Not all are great, but they each illustrate some principle of photography people might want to know about.

Fusion in Chicago

I’m going to be in Chicago for the next few days, attending an e-learning conference. It’s the same one I go to every year, the Desire2Learn user’s conference, dubbed “Fusion.”

I tend to dread traveling for business, but the conference itself is always of high quality and well worth the price. There’s hour-long sessions designed for educators, administrators, nerds, executives, support personnel and more. There’s always one or two fun social events, too.

It’s not always in Chicago. I’ve attended the Fusion conference in Madison, Guelph, St. Paul, Memphis and Duluth. At least this time I don’t have to fly. I hate airports. This time I take the train.

Also, for the second year in a row I’m giving a presentation of my own. Why not? I’ve been at this e-learning thing for eight years now. And with the help of a friend and colleague, I’ve cooked up a killer presentation this year entitled “who are the faculty holdouts?” That is, who are the instructors who still aren’t utilizing our online e-learning tools? It’s a necessary question to answer before attempting to reach out to them.

Wish me luck. And I hope to see many of my more distant colleagues in Chicago.

One of those days

Some days the shit hits the fan the minute you walk into the office. Some days you spend half your day fielding complaints, half your day figuring out what went wrong–and another half your day trying to fix it.

I’ve been doing this e-learning thing for a few years now and I have seen worse. But today was one of those days. Here’s hoping that tomorrow is better.

One positive thought: If not for the courage of the fearless crew mad skilz0rs of my cool-headed colleagues, things could have been worse. Thanks to them.

Work from home

Between weather and car problems, I’ve ended up working from home a couple of times this winter. What really surprised me was how productive I felt on those occasions. Provided I don’t have to teach a class, it’s just like I’m there: Phone, email–even video conferencing into meetings.

How do you feel about working from home? Do you do it regularly?

Twin Cities

I’m going to be in the Twin Cities area on business for a couple of days next week and I have very little idea what to do while I’m there. I suppose I’ll hit the Mall of America (though I suspect I may be horrified by it). But other than that, what does one do in this area? Are there local specialties to eat and drink? Places to see? Should I look up Prince? Or Garrison Keillor? Or Bob Dylan? Maybe all three of us should go to the MoA and have some lutefisk for lunch.