Things you should know: Kitchen edition

Since we’re on the subject of kitchens, here’s my idiosyncratic list of Things You Should Know. What’d I miss?

How to dice an onion.
How to slice garlic.
How to cook a steak like Alton Brown.
How to make an omelet like Jacques Pépin.
Which oils tolerate higher heat than others.
How to deglaze a pan and make a simple pan sauce.
How to roast a chicken like Thomas Keller.
How to make a beef stew.
How to bake no-knead bread.
How to make an Asian stir-fry.
What al dente means.
How to care for cast-iron, nonstick and stainless steel cookware.
How to care for knives.

Zen and the art of outfitting your kitchen

Suppose you were a young adult just establishing your own place. Suppose further that someone offered to completely fund the outfitting of your entire kitchen. What would you buy? Assuming major appliances are already in place, here are my suggestions:

Service for 4 or 8, depending on your needs. Dishes, glassware, flatware, wine glasses, coffee cups and steak knives.

Two spatulas, two turners, two serving spoons and two tongs. A ladle. A whisk. A countertop container to keep these handy near the stovetop. A can opener, a bottle opener and a corkscrew. A couple of trivets. A colander. Three or four assorted-sized mixing bowls. A couple of cutting boards. A vegetable peeler. A box grater. A salt server from which to pinch kosher salt. A set of measuring spoons. A couple of large serving plates and bowls. A dish rack with a drain.

A dozen kitchen towels.

A chef’s knife and a paring knife–two of each if there’s more than one cook. A large serrated knife. Kitchen shears.

Heavy aluminum or stainless steel cookware with lids: a 12-inch skillet, a 2-quart saucepan and a 6-quart pot. One 10-inch nonstick skillet. One 12-inch cast-iron skillet. One 6-quart enameled, cast-iron Dutch oven. Two heavy half-sheet baking sheets with wire cooling racks. A Pyrex lasagne pan, brownie pan and pie plate. Glass measuring cups, 2- and 4-cup sizes. A set of graduated prep bowls for Zen-like mise en place.

A water pitcher with a filter. A food processor. An electric kettle. A rice maker. A slow cooker. A coffee maker in the style of your preference. A coffee grinder. A restaurant-style sugar pourer. Two glass bottles with pour-spouts for cooking oil. A pepper mill. A toaster. A butter dish or bell.

Things you probably do not need. A blender. A mixer. A garlic press. A pizza wheel. An electric grill, griddle or panini press. A large set of assorted pots and pans–or any cookware with plastic handles that aren’t oven-safe. Potholders of any kind. Cheese slicers, apple corers. A big block of assorted knives.

Less is more. That innocent little mellon baller may look beguiling, but do not succumb! Think hard before you let it into your kitchen and your life, lest one day you wake up and realize you can’t find anything, let alone cook, in your overcrowded kitchen. It can happen. I’ve seen it before and it’s not pretty.

A note about plasticware for the storage of leftovers, etc. I’m in favor of a small number of pieces. Maybe a couple small ones for taking to work for lunch, a couple of mid-size containers and a couple of large ones. The number and variety of these pieces should be kept to a minimum. If you don’t heed this warning, you’ll forever after be sifting through a pile of lids to find the one that matches the container in your hand. Nothing will disturb your Zen-like peace of mind faster. In actual practice I buy those light-gauge, semi-disposable ones from the supermarket. You can wash and reuse them many, many times, but if you happen to lose one at work it’s no big deal. I know this isn’t necessarily the most environmentally-friendly solution, so your mileage may vary.

Cast-iron skillet

I’m moderately fussy about my kitchen things. At least as fussy as my modest budget allows. Which is why I’d like to sing the praises of one of my kitchen’s most frugal and most useful items: my cast-iron skillet.

How useful is it? There’s no better way to make a steak or a burger in your kitchen. It’s probably the best piece of cookware for a pork tenderloin roast, too. And for blackening chicken. And baking cornbread. Beer-boiled bratwursts can be lovely–even indoors–when browned thoroughly on the cast-iron. It’s the best for heating tortillas. And if there’s a better way to make a grilled cheese sandwich, I don’t know it.

In fact, it’s so useful for so many things that my 12″ cast-iron skillet almost never leaves my cooktop. It’s a kitchen essential. Like a non-stick skillet, a good 7″ chef’s knife or a Dutch oven. I wouldn’t think of not having one.

And it can be bought new for around $20.

It can sometimes be a chore to care for, though. You don’t want to simmer acidic dishes in it, like those containing tomato sauces. And you never want to use any kind of dish detergent to clean it. Sometimes I scrub mine out with hot water. Lately I’ve been heating it on the burner and then scrubbing it out with a few tablespoons of kosher salt and some paper towel. If there’s anything really tough that doesn’t come up, I toss a half cup of water into it and let it deglaze the stuck bits right off. Obviously you never want to leave it wet. A minute or two on the burner will dry it through evaporation.

In spite of all the special care, I think it’s eminently worth it. Nothing heats as evenly, holds up to the highest oven temperatures, or browns food quite as well as good ol’ cast-iron.

Sautéed chicken with mushroom sauce

I just thought I’d pass this along. Not only is it delicious, but it’s a good introduction to the techniques involved in creating a basic pan sauce. (Forgive the lame shilling for their cookware. Works great in my Cuisinart pan.)

I make the dish exactly as shown, except I added some red pepper flakes with the cream and the parsley, and then I served it with white basmati rice.

Third world solution to a first world problem

Talk about your first world problems.

My little electric coffee grinder is on its last legs, so I need to get a replacement. I thought maybe it would be a good opportunity to upgrade from a blade grinder to a burr grinder. First problem with that is, they’re expensive. Second problem is that, according to the Amazon.com reviews, many of them aren’t too reliable.

I suppose I could just get another blade grinder. Probably cost me no more than $20. I just don’t want to do it, though. Burr grinders have adjustable settings and give a much more uniform grind than blade ones do. Like if you need fine coffee for your espresso machine, it’ll do it. If you need coarse ground coffee for your French press, it’ll do that. And by god, every sniblet of coffee will be the same size when you’re through.

So I’d really like to upgrade to burr and I can’t find a reliable electric one for under $100. What to do?

Get a manual one.

Enamel

I bought that Lodge enameled cast iron Dutch oven from walmart.com. They had the best price and the lowest shipping costs. Local brick-and-mortar stores didn’t stock it at all, and Amazon.com wanted over $70 for it.

I think it was inevitable that I buy this piece, or a similar one. No matter who says it’s ok to do, I will never deglaze my bare-iron Dutch oven, nor do I want to simmer acidic, tomato-based dishes in it. My stainless multi-purpose pot stands in well, but it’s not ideal.

Besides, an enameled Dutch oven is a kitchen essential, isn’t it? It’s almost like not having a non-stick skillet.

Meanwhile, the bare iron one will mostly be relegated to no-knead bread duty. Also, I probably will order the le Creuset stainless replacement knob and swap it with the plastic one on the Lodge.

Enameled epiphany

I just had a minor kitchen-related epiphany. How do you get an enameled cast-iron Dutch oven that’s safe for a 500º oven while simultaneously being able to afford it without a bank loan?

Yesterday I would have said it’s impossible. The $50 Lodge enameled cast iron model comes with a plastic knob that’s only rated for 350º. Even the $250 le Creuset model–again with a plastic knob– is only rated for 400º. You can’t bake your no-knead bread at that temp. Fail.

But! I noticed that le Creuset also sells a stainless steel replacement knob for their Dutch ovens. Then! A commenter at Amazon noticed that the knob fits the Lodge Dutch oven, too!

$50 for a Lodge Dutch oven…

$10 for a le Creuset replacement knob…

Voilà. A $60 enameled cast-iron Dutch oven that’s oven-safe to 500º.

Kitchen update

You can all relax now: I think I’ve more or less completed my cookware replacement plan. Having just received my new 10″ Calphalon nonstick griddle/crepe pan ($25!), I think it’s all over but the shouting.

Overcrowded kitchen cabinets are one of my biggest pet peeves, which is why I’m especially pleased at having narrowed everything down to just eight items: Four stainless steel, two cast iron and two nonstick. I also made sure to find the sweetest spot on the bang/buck curve for each choice.

I did get some other new kitchen items, too. Those Mario Batali prep bowls, for example. Love ‘em. The Hamilton Beach immersion blender is working out good. Likewise with those amazingly cheap and startlingly sharp Thai knives I mentioned before.

So now what? As I’ve mentioned previously, I think I’ll pony up for a small set of Pyrex bakeware. Then I’ll take stock of my small hodgepodge of utensils. My inclination will be to just get a few cheap and sensible items to fill any gaps.

Hey, one neat thing I have coming via UPS: A very Alton Brown-esque salt server.

The downer about all this? I have to go home and do dishes. I was too lazy to do them last night after making homemade lentil soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for me and my son.

The kitchen sink

It’s taken me over three months, but my cookware adventures are winding down. Really. But I just thought I would document my little collection for the three people in the universe who might care. I started out with the premise that I was going to get rid of every piece of cookware that I didn’t like and replace them all with ones I did. I also resolved not to go broke doing it.

Cuisinart Chef’s Classic stainless. I chose this line because it’s great cookware at half the price of the Calphalon or All-clad brands. They have aluminum sandwiched inside the base for even heating, but not up the sides of the pans, which apparently makes it cost twice as much. But they’re gorgeous, solid, and can go directly into the oven at up to 550.

Lodge Logic pre-seasoned cast iron. A no-brainer, really. Everyone should have some cast iron in their kitchen. They’re very useful and very cheap and very long-lasting.

Nonstick. The stir-fry pan is pre-existing and the only cookware I’m actually keeping and not replacing. It’s lonely, though, and needs at least one more piece. I’m sticking with the Cuisinart line just for consistency.

  • 12″ stir-fry pan with glass cover. Sometimes I don’t want to go out but I don’t feel like really cooking, either. For those occasions I’ve become partial to those frozen one-pan entrees one finds in the grocery store. This pan is absolutely perfect for them.
  • 10″ open skillet. For frying eggs mostly. (I have not actually bought this piece yet.)

I was thinking about picking up a good baking sheet and maybe a small set of Pyrex bakeware. You know, a lasagna pan, a loaf pan and a pie pan? That stuff is really cheap, too. Other than odds and ends like prep bowls, measuring cups and utensils, I think that about covers it for kitchen stuff. Except food. And the kitchen sink.