“If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!”
— Shel Silverstein

The things I write on my blog represent my own opinions and nobody else’s. Specifically, Scottfeldstein.net does not represent the opinions of my employer, my friends, or my family. In fact they are all frequently horrified by the things I write, as all decent folks should be. There is a reason why this site is called scottfeldstein.net: It’s about me, not them.

Of course I do try to be sensitive to the privacy and the feelings of the people and organizations in my life. Occasionally I do mention them here on the blog, but there is a line which I try not to cross. If you ever feel that I have crossed that line, let me know.

Finally, if you are easily offended there’s plenty of other fish in the intertubes. If you’re willing, however, to join me in the quirky and sometimes frank discussions here on this blog–including the occasional F-bomb–then come in, dear reader. Come in.