It only hurts when I laugh

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There’s still a little room for humor in the health care debate. Gail Collins:

Thanks to the health care protests over the past week, the nation seems to have come to a fragile consensus on a few critical issues. For instance, government-run death panels — not good. And, Nazis — nobody likes them.

Interestingly, we do not have any agreement at all on the question of whether it is a good plan to bring a gun to a gathering of angry and overwrought people. To be honest, I thought we might be able to nail this one down.

But no.

And Ann Lamott:

This death panel of yours will require people of sensitivity, fairness, efficiency and patience. And that is why I would like to volunteer to serve: I am fair, fast and fun. Mr. President, I am at your service.

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  3. Ok, I’ll bite. But I bet you won’t laugh. Here’s to you, Decent Person…

    ** With the addition of SEIU union thugs to the Obama town hall team, the name of the program has now been changed from Obamacare to Knee Cap and Trade.

    ** Of course there are no death panels. The real name of the program is “Caskets for Clunkers”

    ** MYTH: Obamacare will be financed by cutting Medicare.
    FACT: Obamacare will be financed by eliminating Medicare recipients.

    ** MYTH: Obamacare will force you from your current employer provided insurance.
    FACT: With Obama’s economic leadership, you were going to lose your job and insurance anyway.

    ** Top Ten Indicators that your health care has been changed to Obamacare:
    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
    9. Directions to your new doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the Hospice parking lot. Do not park in a spot labeled “Hearses only”
    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
    6. The only items listed under Preventive Care Coverage are “Condoms and Flinstones chewables”
    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
    4. ”patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
    3. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
    2. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
    1. The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”

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  4. Yeah, I figured as much. Lefties can’t laugh at themselves, only at others. Well, that’s funny too, in a sad way.

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  5. A female doctor claiming to support the Presidents Obamacare plan appeared at a town hall meeting hosted by Representative Sheila Jackson Lee. It turns out that she was actually a fake doctor planted by Democrats. But that’s ok, Obamacare is a fake health care plan too.

    and

    President Obama visited the Grand Canyon over the weekend. At one point he thought he heard his voice echo, but actually, it was just the news reporters behind him parroting everything he said.

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    Warning: May not be suitable for the weak kneed, self righteous, or heart on his sleeve liberal.

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