I’m a communist. No, really. A communist.
I was asked “in all seriousness and with all due respect” why I didn’t move to Cuba or whether I might not be happier in the old USSR. I was asked this not by a man who was just trying to take a jab at me. He wasn’t being rhetorical or hyperbolic. He was serious. I was asked this by a man who apparently cannot distinguish between what passes for a liberal in the United States of America and, say, Vladimir Lenin or Fidel Castro or Kim Jong-Il. I was asked this not by some anonymous kook, but buy a local guy on a local blog; we could be neighbors. He also opined that “militias” were one of the things which would turn the tide against the pernicious attacks on America by president Obama. I’d had enough.
In all seriousness [name withheld], and with all due respect, you’re a fucking moron.
You really believe that American liberals such as myself are pining for, and would be happier in, a communist country? I’d like to give you a chance to back out of this asshattery, but you’ve pretty clearly already exposed yourself so what’s the point. You’re a dumbass who knows absofuckinglutely nothing about politics. You think that I—who happen to believe in things like a modicum of regulation of business and industry, who favors a modest increase in our social safety net, and who thinks taxation could be a couple of points more progressive—is exactly the same as Mao Zedong? You honestly cannot distinguish between what passes for a liberal in the United States of America and member of the communist party in the old USSR?
Dude, whatever political crack you’re smoking put it down and back away slowly.
I’m not even going to get into your hoped-for “militia” action against the Obama administration other than to reiterate that you’re an idiot and add that you should probably not be allowed to own a gun, operate heavy machinery, touch sharp objects or be left unsupervised with small children.
I went on to invite the other conservative commenters to renounce his lunacy. They did not. In fact, two or three of them proudly held up their hands in the idiot poll to be counted with him.
Not long ago I wrote that I was in favor of single-payer health care in the United States.
A position that puts me exactly in line with our staunchest (and probably most conservative) ally in Iraq and Afghanistan, the United Kingdom.
A position that elected Democrats did not even bring to the table in the recent health care reform debates.
This, apparently, makes me a communist.
I would like to see taxes become as progressive as they were a decade or two ago. Not some confiscatory, unprecedented tax policy. Give me a percentage point or two.
For that, I am exactly the same as a true believer member of the communist party in Soviet Russia.
I was also enlightened about other matters. First, the president runs General Motors. He just “took it over.” Nationalized it in exactly the same way Venezuela nationalized it’s oil industry. Second, the federal government similarly has seized complete control of the American health care industry. And they’re making a list of fat people so they can be reeducated or discriminated against or something. Really.
The people who hold these kind of beliefs are not some distant lunatics who live on the webbertubes somewhere. They are our colleagues and our neighbors. Now you know.
Where are they getting this shit? The right-wing blogosphere. Right-wing talk radio. And of course Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and others.
Dear reader, I ask so little of you. But I do ask something today. When you see, hear or read this kind of insanity please don’t remain silent. Call it out for the bullshit that it is. These kind of knuckleheads may indeed be a minority, but they’re a sizable one with influence. Don’t let them lie with impunity. Don’t let them distort unchallenged. Don’t let them hit you without hitting back.
That is all.